The Ten Most Ridiculous Scott Disick Quotes
Scott Disick is one of reality television’s most entertaining characters. The 31-year-old New York native is best known for his role on the E! Network series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and like much of the famous family, Disick seems to be rich and famous for doing absolutely nothing. Although Disick’s initial appearances on the show were met with resistance from fans who found him downright rude and annoying, he has since redeemed himself by showing that he has a much more tender side. However, even though Disick has changed drastically over the years, he is still full of sarcastic one liners and witty remarks that often leave viewers wondering how anyone could stand to deal with him.
Unfortunately for Disick’s longtime girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian, she is often the one left to deal with his outrageous outbursts. The couple, who now has two children and a third on the way, have often had very public blowouts over Disick’s behavior which Kardashian has long believed is a result of an alcohol addiction. Even though the couple has broken up and gotten back together several times over the course of their relationship, Disick always seems to bounce back unscathed, Through all of the turbulence in his personal life Disick has never lost his outrageous wacky of humor. Although almost everything that comes out of his mouth is bizarre, here are the ten most ridiculous Scott Disick quotes.
10. “Whether its Sir Disick, Lord Disick or Count Disick. Becoming Royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve. Like I don’t need to be walking around like some peasant.”
In 2012, after purchasing a title via the internet, Disick officially became British royalty after participating in a ceremony while on a trip to London. Since purchasing his Lordship, Disick has referred to himself as Lord Disick, using the title as a username for social networking websites. Disick has also begun referring to most people as peasants.
9. “I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out …”
Disick seems to be struggling to figure out what he is the Lord of, and that’s probably because the answer is nothing. Even Kim Kardashian, who is known for some attention seeking behavior of her own, wasn’t impressed with Disick’s over-the-top behavior. Kardashian stated: “”Is this a joke? He is so delusional and full of himself.” However, Disick has certainly inspired a slew of copycats who are interested in purchasing fancy titles as well.
8. “I don’t mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I’m a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream.”
When Disick first began appearing on the popular reality TV show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he was generally not well liked by fans. Many viewers believed that Disick’s relationship with Kourtney Kardashian was unhealthy and felt that she deserved better. Even with all the negative attention, Disick refused to let unfavorable comments bring him down and instead he embraced the bad guy persona that fans had given him. However, there are probably very few people who would agree with Disick’s sentiments that he is a role model.
7. “When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me”
Scott Disick never seems to be running low in the self-confidence department. The 31-year-old reality TV star has often be caught making similar statements bragging about his money, style, and good looks. However, there are probably a few other names that come to mind when people think of debonair and ridiculously good-looking guys.
6. “I realize that the main character in ‘The Notebook’ is not only good-looking and in good shape, he also is a professional handyman.”
The 2004 film. The Notebook, has become one of the most classic love stories of its time. The film depicts a romance that has stood the test of time, distance, and failed memories. However, according to Disick, the movie’s leading male character, Noah Calhoun (Ryan Gosling) was nothing more than an attractive handyman and Disick believes that if he can duplicate Calhoun’s knack for fixing things, he can have his way with Kourtney Kardashian.
5. “What did the cane ever do to you?!”
In 2011, Scott Disick decided that his accessory of choice would be a cane. Eventually, Disick began insisting that he bring the cane everywhere and members of the Kardashian family seemed to be annoyed with his new obsession.
4. “My great grandaddy was a pimp”
The chances of Scott Disick’s great-grandfather actually being a pimp are very, very slim.
3. “This store shouldn’t be called Paul Stuart, it should be called Scott Disick”
Paul Stuart is a popular men’s and women’s clothing store in New York City. The store is known for its suits and is often compared to other luxury brands such as Ralph Lauren and Brooks Brothers. While the store has been successfully operating for more than 70 years, Scott Disick believes that the store should instead be named after him.
2. “It’s tough when you’re married that long…a week or two.”
Although Disick purchased an engagement ring for Kourtney Kardashian in 2011, he chose not to propose, stating: “”if things are so good now… why would we want to change that?” However, Disick’s cold-feet certainly won’t stop him from chiming in with him opinion about marriage.
1. “They don’t call me the Dapper Don Disick for nothing.”
Actually, nobody really calls Scott “Dapper Don Disick.”
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